NEW BLOG
Posted: June 1, 2012 Filed under: Uncategorized Leave a commentI am now joining forces with a new blog called ORANGE AND AWKWARD run by my dear friend Noah Reynolds. Here is the link and thanks for all the viewers out there.
http://orangeandawkward.wordpress.com/
Bucket List
Posted: January 21, 2012 Filed under: Bucket List Leave a comment79. Learn Karate
78. Ruin someones day
77. Prove to science that there were no dinosaurs
76. Make my father proud
75. Do a flip
Terrihorrificicable
Posted: December 17, 2011 Filed under: Ponders Leave a commentI was thinking about how terrific and horrible mean totally different things but when you switch the beginnings of the two words you get terrible and horrific, which mean roughly the same thing. Think about it.
Bucket List
Posted: December 12, 2011 Filed under: Bucket List Leave a comment84. Piss of a Mobster
83. Get Killed by a Mobster
82. Get my body dumped by a Mobster
81. Get my Body discovered by the FBI
80. Launch an FBI investigation
Bucket List
Posted: November 18, 2011 Filed under: Bucket List Leave a comment89. Teach my Son to ride a bike
88. Have a Son
87. Outrun a hippo
86. Stab Someone, just stab ’em
85. Wear a Fun Hat
Top 10 Things to find on the ground
Posted: November 6, 2011 Filed under: Top 10 Leave a commentNot including money or dead bodies. Eh, we’ll include dead bodies, why not.
10. Secret Service Earpiece
9. A little dog shoe
8. Rice (How would that even happen?)
7. House Keys
6. An unopened pizza box (!)
5. Water gun
4. Jump Rope
3. A comfy office chair
2. Andy Rooney’s body (too soon?)
1. A half used disposable camera (just to see how this person live their life)
Cadillac-Ferrari
Posted: October 23, 2011 Filed under: Ponders Leave a commentWatchin’ some TV again cuz’ I have no life. ”” This new commercial says that what if they told you that Cadillac borrowed technology from Ferrari and then they said the opposite hypothetically. I noticed that they never actually said which one was which, think about it.
DirectTV
Posted: October 16, 2011 Filed under: Ponders Leave a commentDoes anyone else really want to see that fictional movie in the DirectTV commercial that was happening in this guys house while he’s watching it. It’s two robots just fighting it out and eventually one of them knocks the other one out by throwing the other into a chandelier. I feel weird about that because it’s not a real movie and it still looks better than half the stuff in the movies now.
Top Ten People/Persons I Hate
Posted: October 10, 2011 Filed under: Top 10 Leave a comment10. The fuzzy things that replaced Telly Tubbies
9. Brewer (This kid at my school)
8. Rosie Huntington
7. Tom Sawyer
6. Hulk Hogan (Asshole)
5. Troy Aikman (Asshole) (Sells furniture with Hulk Hogan) (Crazy)
4. Tom Brady
3. Jack Bauer (DOUCHE)
2. John Quincy Adams (Loser/Bully)
1. EDIT: Hitler
Bucket List
Posted: September 24, 2011 Filed under: Bucket List Leave a comment100. High Five a monk
99. Fist bump a monk
98. Kill a monk
97. Run someone over with train
96. Get hit by a train
95. Be a superhero
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